Welcome to the Anonymous Comment Recovery Center. Here at A.C.R.C. we would like to take this opportunity to say: we can help. This habitual problem of commenting anonymously can be annoying, abusing, and cowardly. We would like to introduce you to our 3 step recovery plan. This program is free and contributing to the success of bloggers everywhere!
Step 1: Look at yourself in the mirror and picture William Wallace. FREEDOM!!!!!!
Step 2: Man up.
Step 3: Leave your name on your comments.
This easy three step program will bring you the health of bloggers everywhere. Your opinion is wanted! You can do it, you can become free!
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This program have been brought to you by Merea Price. Though her opinions and blog posts are simple, boring and not many read, she has been confronted with this dangerous disease on multiple occasions. Through her courageous and philanthropic journey, she has come up with this life-changing program that reaches out to the blog world in innovative ways.
NOTE: please do not think you are funny and post an anonymous comment on this post. I called it, you are not original, think of something more witty. And don't forget, LEAVE YOUR NAME.
12 comments:
Hi, this is Carson. I (Carson) just wanted to let you know that I (Carson) really enjoyed and agree with your post. It gets so very annoying. I (Carson) would never leave an anonymous comment on a blog, I (Carson) am more man than that.
Amen, Merea. Amen, Carson.
Having just come through a rather nasty situation created by an anonymous letter writer on a blog, I (Walter) have no patience with hit-and-run cowards who can't take responsibility for their own comments.
If you're male (to quote a rather articulate blogger), you need to stop shopping at Victoria's Secret and try the Bass Pro Shop.
If you're female, grow up, Valley girl, fer sure.
Sorry, my (Walter's) blunt side is getting the best of me (Walter).
I love you Merea!
Allyson
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Bass Pro Shop, seriously. And the same goes for anonymous letters to people in leadership. So funny Dad.
Carson, thanks for reading, I am glad you agree.
playa... i could be wrong but I am pretty sure that your anonymous blogger is dirty chap!!!!!!!!!! don't ask me how I know but my third eye is telling me its miss jolene, aka, melissa to all of us or dirty chap! miss ya girl!!!
If it is her, she is extremely annoying, unoriginal and a coward. But I don't think it is. She was the one who left an anonymous love note a long time ago, but I have had many anonymous comments that disagree with my posts and have nothing to do with secret admirers. I seriously doubt it has been her everytime. Get with it James.
great post - I agree by the way. I have been entertained thoroughly by both post and comments. I'll be honest, I thought about commenting anonymously but then your last note burst that bubble. You totally called me out about being unoriginal and non-witty. You see right through me Merea,
Jonathan David McWhorter
Yeah! I totally agree anonymous commenters are so annoying
Ronnie or James, seriously?
Merea, you are so funny! -Marcella
I am not the annonymous commenter. I've always left my name when I comment, but I'm not going to comment anymore since you still have not linked my blog to yours, yet all this time I have yours linked from mine...
Hi merea! Just reading your blog to catch up on what you're doing, and this one cracked me up, so I had to write and say Hi! Very non-anon. I hope you and all the Price Club are doing well. I miss you guys a LOT! Are you still singing? Teaching? I'd love to hear from you sometime!
Ann Dunlap
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