Friday, November 30, 2007

My name is (insert name her), and I'm an anonymous commenter...

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Step 1: Look at yourself in the mirror and picture William Wallace. FREEDOM!!!!!!
Step 2: Man up.
Step 3: Leave your name on your comments.

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NOTE: please do not think you are funny and post an anonymous comment on this post. I called it, you are not original, think of something more witty. And don't forget, LEAVE YOUR NAME.

12 comments:

carsonbelmont said...

Hi, this is Carson. I (Carson) just wanted to let you know that I (Carson) really enjoyed and agree with your post. It gets so very annoying. I (Carson) would never leave an anonymous comment on a blog, I (Carson) am more man than that.

Walter said...

Amen, Merea. Amen, Carson.

Having just come through a rather nasty situation created by an anonymous letter writer on a blog, I (Walter) have no patience with hit-and-run cowards who can't take responsibility for their own comments.

If you're male (to quote a rather articulate blogger), you need to stop shopping at Victoria's Secret and try the Bass Pro Shop.

If you're female, grow up, Valley girl, fer sure.

Sorry, my (Walter's) blunt side is getting the best of me (Walter).

Ally said...

I love you Merea!
Allyson

Merea said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Bass Pro Shop, seriously. And the same goes for anonymous letters to people in leadership. So funny Dad.

Carson, thanks for reading, I am glad you agree.

BGJ said...

playa... i could be wrong but I am pretty sure that your anonymous blogger is dirty chap!!!!!!!!!! don't ask me how I know but my third eye is telling me its miss jolene, aka, melissa to all of us or dirty chap! miss ya girl!!!

Merea said...

If it is her, she is extremely annoying, unoriginal and a coward. But I don't think it is. She was the one who left an anonymous love note a long time ago, but I have had many anonymous comments that disagree with my posts and have nothing to do with secret admirers. I seriously doubt it has been her everytime. Get with it James.

Jon McWhorter said...

great post - I agree by the way. I have been entertained thoroughly by both post and comments. I'll be honest, I thought about commenting anonymously but then your last note burst that bubble. You totally called me out about being unoriginal and non-witty. You see right through me Merea,

Jonathan David McWhorter

Anonymous said...

Yeah! I totally agree anonymous commenters are so annoying

merea said...

Ronnie or James, seriously?

Marcella said...

Merea, you are so funny! -Marcella

Ronnie said...

I am not the annonymous commenter. I've always left my name when I comment, but I'm not going to comment anymore since you still have not linked my blog to yours, yet all this time I have yours linked from mine...

Ann said...

Hi merea! Just reading your blog to catch up on what you're doing, and this one cracked me up, so I had to write and say Hi! Very non-anon. I hope you and all the Price Club are doing well. I miss you guys a LOT! Are you still singing? Teaching? I'd love to hear from you sometime!
Ann Dunlap